Annie Today

Annie

What a Difference a Week Makes!

She's a mover:

More Proof!

I'll Be Dogged - She's Walking!

Legs a-pumping like pneumatic machines. All of a sudden she's everywhere.

Video Proof

Defining 'Bet'

Me: I'll bet.

He: Daddy - what's that?

Me: "Bet?" Well, say we were playing basketball, and I said, If you make a basket I'll give you a dollar; but if you don't make a basket you'll owe me a dollar. We'd be making a bet.

He: (thinking)

Me: Understand?

He: Uh, well, I guess you can owe me a dollar.

Budding Poetry Or Mere Badinage?

He: Hey, Mommy.

She: Yes.

He: Mommy.

She: Yes.

He: I don't need a jacket. I'm a good old boy. I can fight with the wind. I can do it for ever and ever.

Automotive Assessments

He: Daddy, you have a really fancy car.

Me: I do?

He: Well, it is a Honda.

The Four-Year-Old As Joke-Writer: Still Way Better Than Leno

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Pickle.

Pickle who?

Pickle, do you want to drink water or beer?